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Checked Out In Jersey

Absurd because life is absurd. In your car, on the train or at your desk at work while you're supposed to be doing something else, Checked Out will help you escape the every day and can be found on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneIn Radio, iHeart Radio, the LibSyn App and Playapod.


Jun 30, 2015


Don't be confused when you see that this is episode 209 but hear Matt refer to it as episode 210. Pete misinformed him as to which number episode this is. 210 is next. They were both recorded on the same day



After some more listener feedback, the boys discuss their new sponsor and break away to a live press conference at the KFC in Florham Park, New Jersey with NJ Governor Chris Christie's Belly.


**We must say that we were quite moved by the passion in Governor Christie's Belly's voice. Because of our "Slight Privilege" we never realized how difficult it must be for Obese-Americans. Because of this historic speech by Governor Christie('s belly), we will curb our "Slight Privilege" from this day forward. 


Also, Richard Matt, the Big-Dicked convict has been shot dead. Whose dick will Gawker obsess over now? Pres play to find out. 


And, have you ever been to a dance recital? If so, were you also disturbed by the parents cheering their pre-pubescent children on only when they hip-grind and tittie-shake and not at any of the other moves? Just one more reason we've Checked Out. 



 Music Credits

"Exhilarate", "Matt's Blues", "Motherlode", "Organic Grunge", "Pump", "Wah Game Loop"

Kevin MacLeod (

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