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Checked Out In Jersey

Absurd because life is absurd. In your car, on the train or at your desk at work while you're supposed to be doing something else, Checked Out will help you escape the every day and can be found on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneIn Radio, iHeart Radio, the LibSyn App and Playapod.


Jul 21, 2015

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In this episode Matt tells the boys about his experience driving a Tesla. If you haven't done so yourself, make friends with someone who has one and take it for a spin. Who cares about saving the environment? Those things are a blast and THAT is why we should all get them. Now go play the lottery so you can afford it.  I'm mean seriously these things have a mode known as "insane mode" and I hear-tell they are about to release a "ludicrous mode". If the give out Lord Helmet helmets I am getting one. 


The boys get into the big news of the last week, namely, Bruce Caitlyn Jenner's [stomach] moving sermon at the ESPY Awards. Have you ever wondered why women get so much plastic surgery that they can't move their lips? We do too. Oh, but, don't think you'll find an answer to that question in this episode. Nah. We just mock it... and the speech. 


There was supposed to be a second topic, but the Tesla conversation went too long. So, sorry. 


Music Credits

"Exhilarate" and all other music by

Kevin MacLeod (

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0


Clips of Caitlyn Jenner's speech used under fair use laws